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"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live" ~ Henry David Thoreau


"While the rest of the species was descended from apes, redheads were descended from cats." ~ Mark Twain


Wisdom:

- The only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.

- Don't hate it, embrace it.

- Muncește ca un sclav, poruncește ca un rege, creează ca un zeu.

- La vida no espera.

- Le temps détruit tout.

Dislikes:

Harry Potter. Dr. Who. "txt spk". Twilight. Ignorance. Tim Burton. Feminism. Ayn Rand. GOP. Tea Baggers. Politics. Religion. Lack of ambition. Gavin and Stacey. Estate Agents. Politicians. Horoscopes. Obesity. Tequila. Inequality. People who eat loudly. Religion. Twitter. The Mighty Boosh. Sense of entitlement. Injustice. Vodka. Brussell Sprouts. Homeopathy. Tribal tattoo's. Mainstream music. Bad films.

January 29th
10:19

Baron Jamie's Films of 2012

Once again guys, here is a link to the ever growing list of films I shall be viewing in 2012.  Each title will be highlighted with the link to the review on my blog. 

Feel free to bookmark for those times inbetween browsing porn and canihazacheeseburger.

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Films of 2012

Once again guys, here is a link to the ever growing list of films I shall be viewing in 2012.  Each title will be highlighted with the link to the review on my blog. 

Feel free to bookmark for those times inbetween browsing porn and canihazacheeseburger.

January 28th
21:38
3. Shame
As soon as I saw this trailer on the big screen, I was counting down the days until Steve McQueen’s follow up to Hunger was released.
The  plot centres around the life of Brandon (Fassbender), a thirty  something executive living in New York City who has been steadily  creating a life which allows him to indulge in his sex addiction  successfully, that is until his sister Sissy (Mulligan) arrives to stay  with him for a few weeks. 
As we drop into Brandon’s  slick apartment while he walks around completely naked, you cannot help  but feel like a voyeur sneaking looks for our own guilty pleasure, which  is just how McQueen wants us to feel.  McQueen really pushes the  boundaries when it comes to what we think can be  shown on screen, especially sexually and to his eternal credit he  doesn’t pull any punches.  In fact he hits us repeatedly with knock out  punch after knock out punch of savage and graphic film making. 
We are shown another human being at his most open and at his most  vulnerable.  McQueen, almost forces us to watch this person struggle  with something that he cannot control, reminiscent of Trainspotting or  Requiem for a dream, it’s is harrowing and simply put, really tough to  watch. 
Our perspective as voyeur increases throughout the film, we see him at work, conversing and brokering deals for his firm, appearing normal  and trying to keep his addiction manageable and secret, even though he  is having to masturbate in the company toilets and watch copious amounts  of porn on his company computer mere feet from his co-workers.  We  watch Brandon interact with people and we see him work hard to show no  signs of his addiction.  McQueen uses a lot of unbroken shots to  illustrate this cancer in Brandon’s life, including multiple long shots  which serve to separate us from Brandon just enough so we don’t start to  feel the shame as well. 
The score expertly uses strings to really add poignancy and weight to  the soundtrack and the use of music overlapping the sounds of what we  see forces us to focus harder on Brandon’s face as we see him ache for  intimacy, it’s an awkward process but one which engages you throughout.
With the arrival of Sissy, Brandon’s sister, we see how strained the dynamic and relationship between  the two are.  The story doesn’t probe into this, leaving a mystery as  to why Brandon doesn’t want her around or can cut her out of his life  for long periods at a time, which is probably the only downside to the  film.  Carey Mulligan delivers and connects with Fassbender, their  relationship is believable and gripping, when the two of them are on  screen together it is almost difficult to discern which one should  receive more of your attention.
As the film progresses we see Brandon’s life unravelling with his  inability to suppress his growing addiction.  We watch from just out of  arms reach as Brandon takes a co-worker to a hotel and is unable to  perform with her sexually as she tries to be intimate with him.  She  leaves and then we are taken back to the hotel to see Brandon performing  with a hooker.  We watch as Brandon goes out and tries to seduce a girl  with a boyfriend, leading him to being assaulted by her lover.  We  follow him on his search for his fix into a gay club where we realise  that his addiction is to the act of sex and ones sexuality doesn’t  dictate where his fix comes from, he kisses a man and forces his head  down to receive head from this stranger, the camera never leaves  Brandon’s face as we truly see the shame he feels.  He leaves the club  and arranges a meeting with two prostitutes, the film, like his  addiction is unrelenting.  We watch on as he fucks one of the hookers  and once again we are focused by McQueen on nothing but the face of  Brandon as he breaks down during an intimate act which he spends all of  his time thinking about and pursuing, yet he cannot feel anything other  than a quick hedonistic high. 
Michael Fassbender’s portrayal of Brandon is simply put,  captivating.  His sheer embodiment of the character slowly and somewhat  ironically pulls us closer to him than he could ever feel to us. His raw  emotion and power whenever he is on screen deserves any accolades that  are bestowed on him.
Baron Jamie gives this: 5/5 Mesmerising, powerful and harrowing, a daring film from McQueen and a stunning performance from Michael Fassbender.

3. Shame

As soon as I saw this trailer on the big screen, I was counting down the days until Steve McQueen’s follow up to Hunger was released.

The plot centres around the life of Brandon (Fassbender), a thirty something executive living in New York City who has been steadily creating a life which allows him to indulge in his sex addiction successfully, that is until his sister Sissy (Mulligan) arrives to stay with him for a few weeks. 

As we drop into Brandon’s slick apartment while he walks around completely naked, you cannot help but feel like a voyeur sneaking looks for our own guilty pleasure, which is just how McQueen wants us to feel.  McQueen really pushes the boundaries when it comes to what we think can be shown on screen, especially sexually and to his eternal credit he doesn’t pull any punches.  In fact he hits us repeatedly with knock out punch after knock out punch of savage and graphic film making. 

We are shown another human being at his most open and at his most vulnerable.  McQueen, almost forces us to watch this person struggle with something that he cannot control, reminiscent of Trainspotting or Requiem for a dream, it’s is harrowing and simply put, really tough to watch. 

Our perspective as voyeur increases throughout the film, we see him at work, conversing and brokering deals for his firm, appearing normal and trying to keep his addiction manageable and secret, even though he is having to masturbate in the company toilets and watch copious amounts of porn on his company computer mere feet from his co-workers.  We watch Brandon interact with people and we see him work hard to show no signs of his addiction.  McQueen uses a lot of unbroken shots to illustrate this cancer in Brandon’s life, including multiple long shots which serve to separate us from Brandon just enough so we don’t start to feel the shame as well. 

The score expertly uses strings to really add poignancy and weight to the soundtrack and the use of music overlapping the sounds of what we see forces us to focus harder on Brandon’s face as we see him ache for intimacy, it’s an awkward process but one which engages you throughout.

With the arrival of Sissy, Brandon’s sister, we see how strained the dynamic and relationship between the two are.  The story doesn’t probe into this, leaving a mystery as to why Brandon doesn’t want her around or can cut her out of his life for long periods at a time, which is probably the only downside to the film.  Carey Mulligan delivers and connects with Fassbender, their relationship is believable and gripping, when the two of them are on screen together it is almost difficult to discern which one should receive more of your attention.

As the film progresses we see Brandon’s life unravelling with his inability to suppress his growing addiction.  We watch from just out of arms reach as Brandon takes a co-worker to a hotel and is unable to perform with her sexually as she tries to be intimate with him.  She leaves and then we are taken back to the hotel to see Brandon performing with a hooker.  We watch as Brandon goes out and tries to seduce a girl with a boyfriend, leading him to being assaulted by her lover.  We follow him on his search for his fix into a gay club where we realise that his addiction is to the act of sex and ones sexuality doesn’t dictate where his fix comes from, he kisses a man and forces his head down to receive head from this stranger, the camera never leaves Brandon’s face as we truly see the shame he feels.  He leaves the club and arranges a meeting with two prostitutes, the film, like his addiction is unrelenting.  We watch on as he fucks one of the hookers and once again we are focused by McQueen on nothing but the face of Brandon as he breaks down during an intimate act which he spends all of his time thinking about and pursuing, yet he cannot feel anything other than a quick hedonistic high. 

Michael Fassbender’s portrayal of Brandon is simply put, captivating.  His sheer embodiment of the character slowly and somewhat ironically pulls us closer to him than he could ever feel to us. His raw emotion and power whenever he is on screen deserves any accolades that are bestowed on him.

Baron Jamie gives this: 5/5 Mesmerising, powerful and harrowing, a daring film from McQueen and a stunning performance from Michael Fassbender.

January 22nd
21:22
2. The Iron Lady
I will state first and foremost that politically, I am no fan of Margaret Thatcher or of her tenure as Prime Minister of Great Britain.  Coincidently and unfortunately for director Phyllida Lloyd and screenwriter Abi Morgan, I’m no fan of her big screen biopic either. 
The only reason I was able to sit through this clunky and disjointed piece of cinema was Meryl Streep.  Make up aside, her portrayal of Lady Thatcher is phenomenal.  Every nuance, movement and emotion is so carefully crafted and researched that it seems so natural and real.  She is simply fantastic and the Oscar is very much hers come Febraury.
My main gripe with this film is the mode used to bring the story to life, the brief flashbacks of her rise to power, the challenges she undertook while in office and the Conservative party turning against her are fantastic plot points and interesting stories in their own right, but are to fleeting and we have to spend our time instead watching Lady Thatcher rattle around her home, fretting over her late husbands effects. 
If it wasn’t for Meryl’s superb performance, this film would be in a Blockbuster bargain bin by early march.
Baron Jamie gives this: 2/5 - An underwhelming film, worth seeing just for Meryl Streep’s scintillating performance.

2. The Iron Lady

I will state first and foremost that politically, I am no fan of Margaret Thatcher or of her tenure as Prime Minister of Great Britain.  Coincidently and unfortunately for director Phyllida Lloyd and screenwriter Abi Morgan, I’m no fan of her big screen biopic either. 

The only reason I was able to sit through this clunky and disjointed piece of cinema was Meryl Streep.  Make up aside, her portrayal of Lady Thatcher is phenomenal.  Every nuance, movement and emotion is so carefully crafted and researched that it seems so natural and real.  She is simply fantastic and the Oscar is very much hers come Febraury.

My main gripe with this film is the mode used to bring the story to life, the brief flashbacks of her rise to power, the challenges she undertook while in office and the Conservative party turning against her are fantastic plot points and interesting stories in their own right, but are to fleeting and we have to spend our time instead watching Lady Thatcher rattle around her home, fretting over her late husbands effects. 

If it wasn’t for Meryl’s superb performance, this film would be in a Blockbuster bargain bin by early march.

Baron Jamie gives this: 2/5 - An underwhelming film, worth seeing just for Meryl Streep’s scintillating performance.

January 15th
14:01
1. Goon 
So first film of the year this year was the fun and easy going Goon. Goon is based around the story of an average bar bouncer Doug (Seann William Scott) growing frustrated at his lack skills or talent outside of his ability to deliver knock out punches.  This is compounded by being born into a highly intellectual family of doctors who keep pushing him to try and learn a better trade.
Now Doug is not smart, on the contarary he is quite dumb but his heart is in the right place which wins him lots of fans.  Seann William Scott plays this character to perfection and it’s actually refreshing to see him in a role where he isn’t playing a 35 year old “Stifler”.
The film isn’t going to win any points or indeed awards for originality but it is rather entertaining and the violent punch-ups are well shot and some will make the squeamish turn away in disgust. The love story between Doug and Eva works and the chemistry isn’t forced between the two, Alison Pill she is very well cast as the mousey, pixie like love interest.
It’s a classic story in the same vein as The Waterboy, Happy Gilmore and Dodgeball so don’t expect anything more (or less).
Baron Jamie gives this: 3/5 - Go with your friends for some light hearted violent fun.

1. Goon

    So first film of the year this year was the fun and easy going Goon. Goon is based around the story of an average bar bouncer Doug (Seann William Scott) growing frustrated at his lack skills or talent outside of his ability to deliver knock out punches. This is compounded by being born into a highly intellectual family of doctors who keep pushing him to try and learn a better trade.

    Now Doug is not smart, on the contarary he is quite dumb but his heart is in the right place which wins him lots of fans. Seann William Scott plays this character to perfection and it’s actually refreshing to see him in a role where he isn’t playing a 35 year old “Stifler”.

    The film isn’t going to win any points or indeed awards for originality but it is rather entertaining and the violent punch-ups are well shot and some will make the squeamish turn away in disgust. The love story between Doug and Eva works and the chemistry isn’t forced between the two, Alison Pill she is very well cast as the mousey, pixie like love interest.

    It’s a classic story in the same vein as The Waterboy, Happy Gilmore and Dodgeball so don’t expect anything more (or less).

    Baron Jamie gives this: 3/5 - Go with your friends for some light hearted violent fun.

    January 12th
    18:16
    And so it begins…

    And so it begins…