December 2010
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“I’ve never felt so alone.”
– Unknown
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lostinthehorizon asked: http://ireblogyou.tumblr.com/post/2338535393/brittanyharrold-itsfullofstars-brightest
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Mis-spent youth thumbing; why I suck at video...
Against popular held belief I haven’t always been the sexual dynamo I am nowadays. It took me a lot of research, reading, trial and error coupled to some major natural born talent. (Ok maybe just first three in my case).
I spent hours browsing through womens magazines during my formative years, sat cross legged, locked in my room memorising every article word for word. Every agony aunt...
Christmas.
Mother: So what do you want for Christmas?
Me: To wake up happy.
Mother: What do you want then?
Me: Japan.
Mother: You're not making any sense!
Me: That's because nothing does to me anymore.
Christmas.
Mother: So what do you want for Christmas?
Me: To wake up happy.
Mother: What do you want then?
Me: Japan.
Mother: You're not making any sense!
Me: That's because nothing does to me anymore.
“…did I just spend last year believing that 1+2=green?”
– Unknown
“All I want is the time that’s been wasted back”.”
– Unknown
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carveher asked: That's impossible. Those hideous curtains are exclusive to Durham dormitories. They're so deplorable, they can't sell em anywhere else. Lol.
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It's always nice to get name-checked on a blog. →
Having read Anthony “The Dream” Johnson’s blog, The Dream Lounge for a little over month I was blown away by his posts especially on nutrition, health & fitness and lifestyle. We discussed politics over Facebook and although I didn’t agree with all of his points, they were grounded in logic, reason and the basic freedoms of men. I may be coming around slowly to his...
carveher asked: That's impossible. Those hideous curtains are exclusive to Durham dormitories. They're so deplorable, they can't sell em anywhere else. Lol.
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I have been alive...
Duration calculation results
From and including: Sunday, 12 April 1987 To today: Wednesday, 15 December 2010
It is 8648 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.
Or 23 years, 8 months, 3 days excluding the end date.
Alternative time units:
8648 days can be converted to one of these units:
747,187,200 seconds (and counting)
12,453,120 minutes
207,552 hours
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There is an image of you inside of my diary...
In amongst the scrawling and the child like doodles of my mind there is an image of you.
In amongst the influenced ink that has spilt onto the paper of my moleskin there is an image of you.
I look at this picture and my eyes close. I am transported past memories in chronological order, moving backwards in time towards that moment. Eyes pressed tightly shut, I can feel the breeze on my face,...
“How can I get by on one house? I need five houses, ten houses! I need three jet...”
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Bernie Sanders (via stfuteabaggers)
There are a few problems with this. The first being that the majority of people who the Democrats single out in the top earning bracket are not actually millionaires. They make anywhere from 250k to 1mil. This might seem like a lot to people not making that...
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28 minutes; mind the gap and sneezing in public.
There is warmth that my body feels beneath my long grey coat, warmth that my exposed neck and face lack. There is noise all around me, people yelling and shouting, the party season knows no curfew.
There is 28 minutes to go until my train gets into Clapham Junction and I’m standing on the platform surrounded by people. It’s cold and we are starting to resemble tall, well dressed penguins,...
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Balls to combat breasts.
All I see nowadays on tumblr are young girls showing off their breasts and pouting into webcams, trying to be sexy.
I’ve had enough.
So too even things up I’m starting Nut-Shot Fridays & Perineum Tuesdays aka “The Gooch files”.
“The meaning of life is whatever you want it to be.”
– Baron Jamie
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Delete after reading: an unfinished diary entry...
“I know the first rule of seducing women is never to tell them how you deeply you feel for them. Not until they have fallen in love with you at least…
I’ve been on the opposite side of this situation numerous times, I’ve had proclamations of love from woman, all of which I have batted aside as if they had asked me the time. It was never intentional, it was never malicious it was just the way...
“The United States is pleased to announce that it will host UNESCO’s World Press...”
– From the press release put out by the U.S. Department of State, who says the Americans can’t do irony?!? (via atheistramblings)
Bloody Yankee government.
Everyday life seems to underwhelm me.
In an effort to defeat Superman, I've joined a Los...
Superman won’t stand a chance once I turn into a Crip tonight.
I’m here all night…
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““Never make plans, never wish for anything, never sit and hope, never pray...”
– Unknown
“i need something or someone like you to remind me how awesome people can be and...”
– Possibly the sweetest thing I have ever been told by a human who wasn’t trying to get into my pants.
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So my girlfriend just compared me to an umbrella
“I’m always there to protect you?”. I said with a smile on my face.
“No, you keep me from getting wet”. She replied.
Bitch.
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Delicat: a cure for the common hangover?
My eyes opened, the room is moving and my brain feels like a sponge rubbing against broken concrete. I roll onto the floor and make my way to the bathroom, cursing every alcoholic beverage that passed my lips last night. I sit on the toilet to piss, I am still too drunk too attempt standing, at least I can take the weight off of my feet while I am here.
I look at my phone, it’s 9.03am on...