January 2010
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Pyjama-wearing ban spreads from Cardiff to... →
earnestlyhemingway:
Can they do this? What if I like my jim-jams? Surely it looks better than trackie bottoms tucked into socks; and the ever-ghastly socks and sandals combo?
Motherfuckers!
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PETA kills animals...
1) According to government documents, PETA employees have killed more than 19,200 dogs, cats, puppies, and kittens since 1998. This behavior continues despite PETA’s moralizing about the “unethical” treatment of animals by farmers, scientists, restaurant owners, circuses, hunters, fishermen, zookeepers, and countless other Americans. PETA puts to death over 90 percent of the animals it accepts...
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Eric Green Forcible Sodomy Lawsuit: Ex-NFL...
Eric Green, a cornerback who has played for the Arizona Cardinals, Miami Dolphins and San Francisco 49ers, has been sued by Angelina Mavilia, a transgender New Yorker.
Mavilia accuses Green of sodomizing her in Arizona last year, when Green was a Cardinal. Green was cut by the Dolphins last September and has not been in the NFL since. The New York Daily News has more info about the lawsuit.
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Bush and Clinton have a little trouble recording... →
RIP Howard Zinn & JD Salinger
Two of the most influential writers of 20th century:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Zinn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JD_Salinger
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My dedicated archive: →
Actually the most organized area of my chaos.
So ginger dinosaurs...
Suck on that haters.
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This isn't writer's block so much as I just don't...
(via bibliotheque)
It’s catching.
Ask. →
I’ve been away a while.
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2010
anissaru:
Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Take time to pray and read your Bible daily. 6. Play more games. 7. Read more books than you did in 2009. 8. Sit in...
Because there's something wrong
lostinthehorizon:
There’s something wrong with me, with this. I wake up, I open my eyes and stay in bed, I can’t think, I can’t feel, “inercia”. After two hours in bed I walk to the sink, I wash my face, look into the mirror and I see nothing in my eyes. No sign of life, of emotion, I am nothing. I don’t see myself, I don’t know who I am anymore, I don’t feel anything, I don’t want anything, I...
lostinthehorizon asked: what would be your dream job apart from hammock tester?
lostinthehorizon asked: next place you're traveling too?
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Drunk monologue part 1.
I am very drunk.
I am aware the following is complete babble. Feel free to judge but hey, fuck you I am drunk and infront of a laptop, where are you?! Probably not drunk and infront of a computer….so ergo I win you sober entity.
(Note: If you are drunk, and reading this then we are equals).
It’s the kind of drunk which isn’t bad but not necessary good. I cannot feel my...
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Islam and the Danish cartoons.
The truth about those Danish cartoons; in February 2006 - a ludicrous episode, which veered wildly between the extremes of comedy and tragedy. The previous September, the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten published twelve cartoons depicting the prophet Muhammad. Over the next three months, indignation was carefully and systematically nurtured throughout the Islamic world by a small group of Muslims...
Anonymous asked: what are you drinking?
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The seven best movies scenes you didn't know were... →
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Turns out I agree with some critics.
Having spent the day listening to Kid A by Radiohead I have concluded that I do in fact agree with many of the critics.
It is the best album of the decade.
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The businessman's way of fingering his peers. →
ashleyxsober:
Pravda reports that a sheep in Turkey gave birth to a stillborn lamb with a human-like face. Warning: it’s not a pleasant sight.
This happens all the time in Wales….
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The only job I need is a bank job.
At the present second in time my mind is full of ideas, a strange notion I know. In deliberation over my possible career, working path in life I discovered the opportunity to teach English as a foreign language. Fantastic I thought! I am such a cunning linguist (amongst other things) that they would be lucky to have me come on board. All I would have to do is open my mouth and my vocabulary...
“Forever young, I wan’t to be forever young.”
– Jay-Z & Mr Hudson remix.
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Breaking down breaking up.
So having broken up with her, the feeling of attachement and jealousy still remains. Mentally your breaking down, the thoughts and emotions flooding your brain stifle any rationale you once possessed. Your inner monologue won’t stop conjouring images, you close your eyes tight to ignore them but they remain more vivid than before.
She will find another man to warm her bed mere days after...
Do you have weird eating habits? →
www.scrawling.tumblr.com - dedicated to creative writing.
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Ok followers.
Just a quick note to say my main writing tumblr is now located at www.scrawling.tumblr.com
This is solely dedicated to my writing, both fiction and non-fiction. I have copied some of my older posts across to it so feel free to have a nose around. It will be the place where I publish my stories, reviews and creative writing attempts first.
“thebeaker.tumblr.com” will be as active as ever with...
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Hmmmm.
There’s nothing better than a drunk ex-girlfriend banging on your door at 11:30pm and trying to make you chicken noodle soup.*
*Denotes sarcasm.
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The BNP attempts properganda to Jamie's delight.
Ok my friend and partner in crime Mr. Gibran Phillips received a hilarious flyer through his door the other day. Well it would have been funny if the flyer was an actual joke, but alas it wasn’t. There was me thinking the BNP weren’t actually serious.
I shall focus my missile of logic and shall destroy its worth (little that it had) in a few short sentences.
First off, the slogan “The NEW...
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Short story.
The captain of our humble vessel has died tonight.
During this cold and still night he has passed over from our periphery into the next. The power struggle has already begun, the crew sense a mutiny is brewing. Our captain got out in time, maybe he saw this coming was this fate worse than death?
Leading 22 men and boys across the earth in search of treasure is something that only a fool would...
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Urban myth.
Urban Myth: The best lubrication for anal sex is tears.
Truth: The best lubrication for anal sex is blood.
anthonybergen asked: Which job did you enjoy more -- being the mascot for Notre Dame's football team (that's American football, my friend) or portraying the sensitive and quiet-looking, closeted homosexual on a "very special episode" of a high-school drama?
Ask. →
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“You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir,...”
– Samuel Johnson
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The City by day - (Writing exercise).
We step out of the station, awashed in sunlight and into a sudden battle for my senses. I suddenly feel awake and aware of everything. The sound of travelling traffic and black cabs, the shuffling of feet and the unclear voices of strangers all clawing for my attention. I look up through my squinted eyes to behold a giant green witch smiling down at me, she sits upon the Apollo Victoria Theatre...
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“A society grows great, when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will...”
– Greek proverb.
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7 Popular chick flicks that secretly hate women. →
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Stop procrastinating.
Ok, time to get a grip on this situation:
You are without a job.
Therefore you are without money.
Therefore your opportunities are limited.
Therefore you lose hope and drive.
Therefore you waste time.
Therefore you are still without a job.
Therefore you are still without money.
Rinse and repeat.
Time to stop this needless waste of time. Your time here is finite. It is the only thing...